If you’re not already acquainted with our Weekend Sweat, you should be.
In this column’s first three weeks of life, we have helped the Dimers community to riches every time, with a lifetime profit of $685!
The aim of the game is this: we cash in on the sportsbooks best promotions of the weekend with easy bets provided to us by our trusty Quick Picks DimersBOT. We outlay small amounts and win big.
So, what are we waiting for? Let’s sort out your weekend ticket to success!
🍻 SUNDAY AFTERNOON
This week we’re giving you the Saturday off. Go out, enjoy some time with family, try and avoid doing anything too labor intensive like cleaning out the rain gutters (with all the money we’re making we can just pay someone to do that). The betting weekend starts Sunday with the NFL.
The ‘book: PointsBet
How much do I put down? $25
What’s the play: Just like last week, PointsBet are offering a money back special on 4-leg parlays. If one of your legs lose, you get your money back.
Last week we tried this one out and succumbed to the Bengals shocking the Titans to get our money back, but we’re feeling good about hitting big this week. A quick consult of the Dimers Quick Picks tells us that we have to be on the Titans ML (75% probability), Seahawks ML (61%), Washington ML (58%) and Broncos ML (4% edge on the books)
Balance Check: With parlay odds of +951, the payout for this one is juicy, junior. Real juicy. A $25 outlay will return to us $262.79, with the insurance of our money back if one leg loses. Pretty good start to Sunday, huh?
🍻 SUNDAY NIGHT
We’ve started Sunday off on the right note - let’s keep it rolling. The best thing about Sundays is that NFL goes. all. day.
The ‘book: BetMGM
How much do I put down? While BetMGM offers a risk-free bet of up to $500 for new users, for this one we only need to spend $1.
What’s the play: We turn our attention to primetime for this one as the Buccaneers take on the Saints in Tampa Bay.
BetMGM have been overly generous with their promotions so far this NFL season, and this one is another CANNOT LOSE offer. We’re going to bet $1 on the Bucs ML. If a touchdown is scored by any team in this game, BetMGM are going to give us $100 back - regardless of who actually wins.
Balance Check: We love sure things here at Dimers, and that was as sure as it gets. We profit $99 on Sunday night for doing nothing!
🍻 MONDAY NIGHT
The working week might be back underway, but we’re too busy basking in the afterglow of a big Sunday windfall. We spend the day working. Well kinda, if you call looking at the Dimers Bet Hub work (we sure do). With Monday Night Football there is one last pay day to claim for NFL Week 9.
The ‘book: FanDuel
How much do I put down? Only $10 is required for this play.
What’s the play: FanDuel are giving us a risk-free same game parlay for Monday Night Football as the Pats take on the Jets. What that means is that we can put together multiple bets from the same game into a parlay, and even if it loses, FanDuel are going to give us our money back. That sure does soften the blow of having to watch the Jets.
So, here’s how we’re going to break it down. We’ll take:
Jets +2.5 (First Quarter Spread) - Despite how badly the Jets have been going, they have been okay at starting games.
Pats to win by 1-13 (Winning Margin: 4-Way) - Don’t forget, the Jets still stink. The Pats are favored to win by 7 by DimersBOT so this appears to be a smart play.
Total Points Under 45.5 (Alternate Total) - Although the traditional total has been set at around 40, we are buying a few extra points here just in case. The Jets can’t score with most of their games going well under the total this season.
Balance Check: Our same game parlay nets us $53.41 from just a $10 wager to bring our weekend total to $416 from just a $36 outlay.
Considering the money back specials on offer, plus the BetMGM promotion, there is literally no way we can end this weekend without a profit. We told you that you should be acquainted with the Weekend Sweat: you never regret it.
See you next week!
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