Last week we discussed winning - how it didn’t matter how you won, just as long as you did exactly that. But, after a good week last week, in which we profited $126, plus got $50 worth of bonus site credit with DraftKings, we’re ditching the humility.
The Weekend Sweat is without a doubt the greatest betting column on this planet because we never lose.
Every week we make it happen by taking advantage of the sportsbooks who are dishing out one crazy offer after the next. If you tail us on our top picks for the weekend you literally cannot lose!
We are winners here at Dimers, and soon you will be too.
Here’s how we sweat another huge weekend:
🍻 SATURDAY NIGHT
Night fever, night fever, we know how to do it. Take the Saturday afternoon off to relax after a long working week and prime yourself for a big Saturday night because this week we’re doing bloodsports!
The ‘book to use: DraftKings
How much do I put down? New customers can get bonus sign up offers of up to $1000 with DK - this one is up to you but we’re going to put down $100.
What’s the play? DraftKings are tripling our winnings for UFC255, so we’re taking a sure thing with our pick to build up a nice little balance to kick off our weekend. Slam your Benjamin down on Louis Cosce to beat Sasha Palatnikov at odds of -455.
Cosce, or The Monster as he is known, is undefeated in seven pro fights, but is making his debut in the UFC. He talks a big game and is expected to cruise to victory over another UFC debutant in Palatnikov.
Balance Check: Despite the low odds for Cosce, we make a nice profit of $66 with the DK triple winnings offer. We’re rollin’ already, baby.
Things are looking good as we start our Sunday. Enjoy your breakfast knowing that you’re going to spend the whole afternoon on the couch watching football with a can’t lose strategy for profit.
Here’s how we do it today:
The ‘book to use: BetMGM
How much do I put down? BetMGM offers a risk-free bet of up to $500 for new users, but for this one we only need to spend $1.
What’s the play? As always, BetMGM are bringing the goods on Sundays with another big offer for the day’s NFL action. New customers are being offered 100/1 odds on any team this NFL Sunday to score a touchdown on any moneyline bet. So, who do we bet on? Well, our very smart and educated robot, DimersBOT has consulted the Dimers’ Quick Picks page and he likes the misery for the New York Jets to continue. We’re taking the LA Chargers to win (81.7% probability). The best thing about this is even if the Jets, who suck, win (and boy would that be a shocker), we still win anyway as long as a TD is scored!
Balance Check: A tidy profit of $99 for doing nothing at all. This gambling game is easy!
🍻 MONDAY NIGHT
We’re back to work but the weekend of sport lives on as we descend on Tampa Bay.
Here’s how we cap it all off:
The ‘book to use: PointsBet
How much do I put down? New PointsBet customers get an insane $100 in free bets when you make your first $50 deposit, so we’ll put down $50 for this one.
What’s the play? PointsBet are ramping it up for Monday Night Football with a double winnings offer on any same-game parlay as the Rams clash with the Bucs. This is how we’re going to cash in with our three-leg same-game parlay:
Bucs ML (66% probability)
Over 48.5 points (54%)
Tampa Bay -3 1st Half Spread
Balance Check: With odds of +596 and our winnings doubled we are cruising away with a profit of $546! And the best thing? We’ve got those PointsBet bonus bets of $100. Even if we lose, we win. Are ya getting this now?
See you next week!